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This is not a post and the cake is a lie.

June 1, 2018June 1, 2018 ToreishiNoblesseLeave a comment

I’ve been pretty MIA on here. While I do eventually want to blog again, there is a good reason to me not wanting to. On Feb. 6, I lost my fiancee. How he passed doesn’t matter. The fact is he is gone and my world will never be the same. All my routines are gone.… Continue reading This is not a post and the cake is a lie.

This is not a post and the cake is a lie.

November 26, 2017November 26, 2017 ToreishiNoblesseLeave a comment

Talking childhood stories with a friend and I told her about the time I was like, 8 or so, and got a severe cut on my leg that cut a vein, the worst part, aside from my mum’s BF punching an orderly, was the fact that I lost so much blood, the baby pink bath… Continue reading This is not a post and the cake is a lie.

This is not a post and the cake is a lie.

November 7, 2017 ToreishiNoblesse2 Comments

Game: You cannot open this door without a key. Me: See, I have this grenade launcher and… Game: No. You need a key. Me: But I also have this lock pick set so I was thinking… Game: No! You can’t! It’s a key, a gold key with this crown on it, real old timey looking.… Continue reading This is not a post and the cake is a lie.

This is not a post and the cake is a lie.

September 13, 2017 ToreishiNoblesseLeave a comment

Big boob problems: You knock over stuff you don’t see under them. You get stains at work but don’t see them til you look in a mirror. EVERYTHING that falls, somehow ends up in your cleavage. bras last 6 months. Bras never seem to do their damned job. Clothing bought in asia has to be… Continue reading This is not a post and the cake is a lie.

This is not a post and the cake is a lie.

August 12, 2017August 10, 2017 ToreishiNoblesseLeave a comment

Talking with Ducky about his ma’mere saying once, that her son died of a poisonous soccer ball (Just to clarify, Nain had dementia) : Me: Who eats a soccer ball? Ducky: Wait, what? Me: Oooh, you meant venomous. Ducky: Yes, thank you Ms. Pedantic! Yeah, see kitten, it was this poisonous soccer ball he ate,… Continue reading This is not a post and the cake is a lie.

This is not a post and the cake is a lie.

August 5, 2017July 24, 2017 ToreishiNoblesseLeave a comment

I swear because I can. I swear because I was raised by tradesmen and I am used to profanity. I swear because I spent 4 years lecturing grown men about the safety hazards of heights even when they blatantly defy their own well being. I swear because I goddamned want to, and you telling me… Continue reading This is not a post and the cake is a lie.

This is not a post and the cake is a lie.

July 30, 2017July 23, 2017 ToreishiNoblesse1 Comment

Porn stars and WWE. They both get paid to fake it. …and elected leaders.

This is not a post and the cake is a lie.

July 23, 2017July 23, 2017 ToreishiNoblesseLeave a comment

Met a new friend who has only been in Canada four months. He’s afraid to experience his first Canadian winter. So I said on behalf of all of us; I’m sorry. We don’t like it either.

Theory of Fear Review

July 18, 2017 ToreishiNoblesseLeave a comment

What the f… Did I just play??? Theory of fear is a Russian game made by psychopaths, rapists   ANASTASI SUKHONOSOVA. It’s a dark fantasy where you are born a nephilim…or crazy. We don’t know, but time will tell with these effed up endings, won’t it?! In Soviet Russia, game rape you. (Ducky just saw me write… Continue reading Theory of Fear Review

This is not a post and the cake is a lie.

July 16, 2017July 18, 2017 ToreishiNoblesseLeave a comment

Texting Ducky: I found a game on play store but its full on Japanese and I don’t think I can read many kana anymore. T^T Ducky: Lack of practice I suspect. Er, not kana, kanji. You know, the bane of my language learning experience Ducky: Ah. Giant, black, threatens to kill Batman. Ducky: Bane. and… Continue reading This is not a post and the cake is a lie.

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