English is hard: Ducky: Holy shit are you okay? It was like you were hit with a poleaxe the way you fell. Me: Yeah, it’s just cramps, I can’t move for a bit so can you go check on dinner? Also polacks? What are you? Racist? Ducky: No! A poleaxe! Poleaxe! That big axe thing… Continue reading This is not a post and the cake is a lie.
If I haven’t mentioned this already, I have an ancient, very crap phone so getting this wasn’t an option. I decided to hijack a friends phone for it and ZOMG you guys, I haven’t walked around that much in a month! I have been hearing extreme responses to this game. Either everyone complaining the people… Continue reading Pokemon Go! First impressions
Addendum: This IS a review however I am only just starting out I only named it a review because I am fairly certain this will still be my opinion a few months down the line. My old roommate sent me a link here and we made our usual joke about missing crack. (AKA FF14) We named… Continue reading Tera Review