This is not a post and the cake is a lie.

Ducky: “Wait! What are you doing??? Don’t hit it! ”
Me: “But, when all else fails, violence -is- the answer.”
Ducky: “It’s so neat to watch you filled with simian rage. Let me do it…there. See?”
Me: “How did you do that?”
Ducky: “Well for one, You put it on backwards and two: I didn’t bash it to hell. I guess as long as you don’t start flinging poop at things it’s okay.”
Me: “Hey, I’m not very mechanically inclined.”
Ducky: “I hope that isn’t an excuse for you to start flinging poop.”

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