If Zen’s good end was Jiminy Cricket’s conscious (felt like he was playing super-ego all the time). Then Jumin’s bad end was you curb stomping him because that damned cricket won’t stfu. The first few days I was like: ‘I’m sowwy my Zenny-poo!!!’ When I would answer things towards Jumin. I wanted to see the… Continue reading Mystic Messenger-Jumin
“Shit. Crickets broke out!” “Oh its fine, We have cricket traps.” “Um. Okay.” Later that day… “Escapee! escapee!” “What is it?” “I couldn’t tell, he’s up there! grab him!” “…almost got him.” “Oh wait, it’s just Bob. Our store gecko, forget it.” “Bob??? Is that what you meant by cricket traps???” It was one of… Continue reading This is not a post and the cake is a lie.
Remember when I said I would never play mobile games? and you guys were all yeah, you read our mobile reviews and get your fix? and then I went and did that and said this is enough? Well I take that back. Reading all your reviews was like the apple to Eve. RIP my new… Continue reading Mystic Messenger-Zen route
More reptile house stories: “I smell death” “likely.” “OH.MY.GOD. they did it again?!?” “Yeah, they do that. Mice are assholes.” “It’s like mieces pieces.” “Ugh. Thats awful.” “What would -you- call it? …There. You guys have squash AND mouse food. This is to prevent you from cannibalizing again, but it’s to share. Hey! You hear… Continue reading This is not a post and the cake is a lie.
I used to work at a reptile shop: I named all the cute little (frozen) white bunnies at work Peter Cottontail. Is that racist? It feels racist somehow, like I’m feeding the back room mauschwitz theme. Little Peter Cottontail hopping down the-oh no! sheriff McGregor and the gas chamber??? (That’s how they kill feeders, just… Continue reading This is not a post and the cake is a lie.
“Prod workers? As in cattle prod? Or cow proctology? Who hires cow proctologists?? Is that a thing here?” “No. Can’t be. Production workers, That’s probably what the sign meant, but I like where you’re going with that.” “Animal husbandry?” “Well, You wouldn’t lose much for education costs. Probably a tenth the cost.” “About what you’d… Continue reading This is not a post and the cake is a lie.