This is not a post and the cake is a lie.

“Shit. Crickets broke out!” “Oh its fine, We have cricket traps.” “Um. Okay.” Later that day… “Escapee! escapee!” “What is it?” “I couldn’t tell, he’s up there! grab him!” “…almost got him.” “Oh wait, it’s just Bob. Our store gecko, forget it.” “Bob??? Is that what you meant by cricket traps???” It was one of… Continue reading This is not a post and the cake is a lie.

This is not a post and the cake is a lie.

More reptile house stories: “I smell death” “likely.” “OH.MY.GOD. they did it again?!?” “Yeah, they do that. Mice are assholes.” “It’s like mieces pieces.” “Ugh. Thats awful.” “What would -you- call it? …There. You guys have squash AND mouse food. This is to prevent you from cannibalizing again, but it’s to share. Hey! You hear… Continue reading This is not a post and the cake is a lie.

This is not a post and the cake is a lie.

“Prod workers? As in cattle prod? Or cow proctology? Who hires cow proctologists?? Is that a thing here?” “No. Can’t be. Production workers, That’s probably what the sign meant, but I like where you’re going with that.” “Animal husbandry?” “Well, You wouldn’t lose much for education costs. Probably a tenth the cost.” “About what you’d… Continue reading This is not a post and the cake is a lie.