I used to work at a reptile shop:
I named all the cute little (frozen) white bunnies at work Peter Cottontail.
Is that racist? It feels racist somehow, like I’m feeding the back room mauschwitz theme.
Little Peter Cottontail hopping down the-oh no! sheriff McGregor and the gas chamber??? (That’s how they kill feeders, just to clarify)
I think I just wrote the gangster version of Beatrix Potter’s Peter Rabbit.
…I should name some of the frozen rats Samuel Whiskers.