This is not a post and the cake is a lie.

More reptile house stories:

“I smell death”

“likely.”

“OH.MY.GOD. they did it again?!?”

“Yeah, they do that. Mice are assholes.”

“It’s like mieces pieces.”

“Ugh. Thats awful.”

“What would -you- call it? …There. You guys have squash AND mouse food. This is to prevent you from cannibalizing again, but it’s to share. Hey! You hear me??? TO SHARE.”

“Yeah, I don’t think mice ever watched sesame street, Toreishi.”

“Touche.”

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