This is not a post and the cake is a lie.

“Shit. Crickets broke out!”

“Oh its fine, We have cricket traps.”

“Um. Okay.”

Later that day…

“Escapee! escapee!”

“What is it?”

“I couldn’t tell, he’s up there! grab him!”

“…almost got him.”

“Oh wait, it’s just Bob. Our store gecko, forget it.”

“Bob??? Is that what you meant by cricket traps???”

It was one of those: This will be definitely be a hit on my weird-shit-o-meter day.
Along with maiming the grass lizard and watching one of the het pythons kill and eat a gerbil (which was simultaneously awesome and horrific).


Toreishi Noblesse


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