This is not a post and the cake is a lie.

Did my first spit take of my life this week.

We were watching pirates of the carribean and they were trying to make a mermaid cry and Ducky’s like:

“Jesus don’t kill a guy! Just pull out one of her nose hairs! Oh wait, maybe she doesn’t have one of those.”

and I’m sipping water and he’s like:

“Pull out one of her pubes! Oh wait, maybe she doesn’t have those either.”

And just *spurt!* right back into the glass.

 

…and I’m marrying this guy.

 

Toreishi Noblesse

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