Did my first spit take of my life this week.
We were watching pirates of the carribean and they were trying to make a mermaid cry and Ducky’s like:
“Jesus don’t kill a guy! Just pull out one of her nose hairs! Oh wait, maybe she doesn’t have one of those.”
and I’m sipping water and he’s like:
“Pull out one of her pubes! Oh wait, maybe she doesn’t have those either.”
And just *spurt!* right back into the glass.
…and I’m marrying this guy.