Life lessons on gambling, Because knowledge is half the battle.
…The other half is violence.
Ducky won’t let me get crayfish for his tank because they may kill other things, and I was all: That’s the best part! we could get two crayfish and have thunderdome! we could take bets to see which one gets shanked first and scuttles away. That way, we have something to do before dinner is ready.
The winner gets to go to gamblers anonymous.
The loser gets their thumbs broken.