Today I learned there is a crab that cannot swim under water and is the size of a garbage can (average size).
A GARBAGE CAN YOU GUYS.
Like the gods were sitting around one day, and were all: let’s make this monstrosity of a sea crab. For shits and giggles.
Will he live in the sea?
Fuck no. He can run around with the humans like some messed up crab godzilla.