This is not a post and the cake is a lie.

I swear my lollipop wrapper said desentery flavour today. When I looked closer at it I realized it said mystery.
Which could still mean its dysentery, it is a mystery after all, and pink is an untrustworthy colour in candy.
It tasted like pink, or possibly that is the flavour of dysentery?
Wow. Worst candy ad ever.

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