This is not a post and the cake is a lie.

Game: You cannot open this door without a key.
Me: See, I have this grenade launcher and…
Game: No. You need a key.
Me: But I also have this lock pick set so I was thinking…
Game: No! You can’t! It’s a key, a gold key with this crown on it, real old timey looking. Only that one key will open this door. Oh and there is only one key like that in the entire house hidden by 50 thousand things you could totally jump over in RL but you can’t here.
Me: ffs.

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