Met a new friend who has only been in Canada four months. He’s afraid to experience his first Canadian winter. So I said on behalf of all of us; I’m sorry. We don’t like it either.
What the f… Did I just play??? Theory of fear is a Russian game made by psychopaths, rapists ANASTASI SUKHONOSOVA. It’s a dark fantasy where you are born a nephilim…or crazy. We don’t know, but time will tell with these effed up endings, won’t it?! In Soviet Russia, game rape you. (Ducky just saw me write… Continue reading Theory of Fear Review
Texting Ducky: I found a game on play store but its full on Japanese and I don’t think I can read many kana anymore. T^T Ducky: Lack of practice I suspect. Er, not kana, kanji. You know, the bane of my language learning experience Ducky: Ah. Giant, black, threatens to kill Batman. Ducky: Bane. and… Continue reading This is not a post and the cake is a lie.
First words from prince charming after snow white wakes up? “Ugh! Your breath smells like dwarf semen.”
When I was a kid my dad mentioned I was born with a delicate constitution and let me tell you that was about the worst thing he could say because for the next 5 years I thought I had something to do with the Declaration of Independence.
Game reviewer litmus test: Take a drink every time you have to do a ‘lesson’ in a mobile game. Take a drink every time you need to greet a ‘friend’. No wonder I can’t review mobile games, they have too much bs to deal with for me to remember anything. …Also I’ve been brickfaced, apparently.
I remember once, when I was a kid in Catholic school. Some teens on devil’s night spray painted in red, all over the front entrance “SATIN” and my teacher freaked right out and started going on about devil worship and I was like: I can’t believe this crap, satin isn’t -that- great.