First words from prince charming after snow white wakes up? “Ugh! Your breath smells like dwarf semen.” Advertisements
When I was a kid my dad mentioned I was born with a delicate constitution and let me tell you that was about the worst thing he could say because for the next 5 years I thought I had something to do with the Declaration of Independence.
Game reviewer litmus test: Take a drink every time you have to do a ‘lesson’ in a mobile game. Take a drink every time you need to greet a ‘friend’. No wonder I can’t review mobile games, they have too much bs to deal with for me to remember anything. …Also I’ve been brickfaced, apparently.
I remember once, when I was a kid in Catholic school. Some teens on devil’s night spray painted in red, all over the front entrance “SATIN” and my teacher freaked right out and started going on about devil worship and I was like: I can’t believe this crap, satin isn’t -that- great.
Tui’s slow deterioration of peek a boo: Peek a fuck. Squeak a boo. squeak a fuck. He’s just, not even trying anymore.
Throwback! Last year we made a gingerbread tardis. I can’t find the pic of it but we made a tiny Matt Smith in a fez after. Heh. the Dr. was finally a ginger. Also #youknowyouremarryingageekwhen
I love the avengers movies and Romanov but she is kind of a lame superhero. What’s your superpower? I like, um, shoot things. *twirls hair*