This is not a post and the cake is a lie.

Big boob problems: You knock over stuff you don’t see under them. You get stains at work but don’t see them til you look in a mirror. EVERYTHING that falls, somehow ends up in your cleavage. bras last 6 months. Bras never seem to do their damned job. Clothing bought in asia has to be… Continue reading This is not a post and the cake is a lie.