Porn stars and WWE. They both get paid to fake it. …and elected leaders.
Met a new friend who has only been in Canada four months. He’s afraid to experience his first Canadian winter. So I said on behalf of all of us; I’m sorry. We don’t like it either.
What the f… Did I just play??? Theory of fear is a Russian game made by psychopaths, rapists ANASTASI SUKHONOSOVA. It’s a dark fantasy where you are born a nephilim…or crazy. We don’t know, but time will tell with these effed up endings, won’t it?! In Soviet Russia, game rape you. (Ducky just saw me write… Continue reading Theory of Fear Review
Texting Ducky: I found a game on play store but its full on Japanese and I don’t think I can read many kana anymore. T^T Ducky: Lack of practice I suspect. Er, not kana, kanji. You know, the bane of my language learning experience Ducky: Ah. Giant, black, threatens to kill Batman. Ducky: Bane. and… Continue reading This is not a post and the cake is a lie.
First words from prince charming after snow white wakes up? “Ugh! Your breath smells like dwarf semen.”
When I was a kid my dad mentioned I was born with a delicate constitution and let me tell you that was about the worst thing he could say because for the next 5 years I thought I had something to do with the Declaration of Independence.
Game reviewer litmus test: Take a drink every time you have to do a ‘lesson’ in a mobile game. Take a drink every time you need to greet a ‘friend’. No wonder I can’t review mobile games, they have too much bs to deal with for me to remember anything. …Also I’ve been brickfaced, apparently.