I’ve been pretty MIA on here. While I do eventually want to blog again, there is a good reason to me not wanting to. On Feb. 6, I lost my fiancee. How he passed doesn’t matter. The fact is he is gone and my world will never be the same. All my routines are gone.… Continue reading This is not a post and the cake is a lie.
Talking childhood stories with a friend and I told her about the time I was like, 8 or so, and got a severe cut on my leg that cut a vein, the worst part, aside from my mum’s BF punching an orderly, was the fact that I lost so much blood, the baby pink bath… Continue reading This is not a post and the cake is a lie.
Game: You cannot open this door without a key. Me: See, I have this grenade launcher and… Game: No. You need a key. Me: But I also have this lock pick set so I was thinking… Game: No! You can’t! It’s a key, a gold key with this crown on it, real old timey looking.… Continue reading This is not a post and the cake is a lie.
Big boob problems: You knock over stuff you don’t see under them. You get stains at work but don’t see them til you look in a mirror. EVERYTHING that falls, somehow ends up in your cleavage. bras last 6 months. Bras never seem to do their damned job. Clothing bought in asia has to be… Continue reading This is not a post and the cake is a lie.
Talking with Ducky about his ma’mere saying once, that her son died of a poisonous soccer ball (Just to clarify, Nain had dementia) : Me: Who eats a soccer ball? Ducky: Wait, what? Me: Oooh, you meant venomous. Ducky: Yes, thank you Ms. Pedantic! Yeah, see kitten, it was this poisonous soccer ball he ate,… Continue reading This is not a post and the cake is a lie.
I swear because I can. I swear because I was raised by tradesmen and I am used to profanity. I swear because I spent 4 years lecturing grown men about the safety hazards of heights even when they blatantly defy their own well being. I swear because I goddamned want to, and you telling me… Continue reading This is not a post and the cake is a lie.
Porn stars and WWE. They both get paid to fake it. …and elected leaders.