This is not a post and the cake is a lie.

Ducky: Didn’t your parents ever take you to a petting zoo? Me: Does hunting rabbits count? Ducky: Did you pet them before you killed them? Me: Does taking off the sweater count? Ducky: Kind of…I guess. Me: Then yes. I went to a petting zoo. P.S I don’t hunt rabbits anymore, for all you PETA… Continue reading This is not a post and the cake is a lie.