This is not a post and the cake is a lie.

Big boob problems:
You knock over stuff you don’t see under them.
You get stains at work but don’t see them til you look in a mirror.
EVERYTHING that falls, somehow ends up in your cleavage.
bras last 6 months.
Bras never seem to do their damned job.
Clothing bought in asia has to be one size bigger to ‘accommodate’
They get in the way while working out.
addendum: They get in the way.

Plus’ to big boobs: My bird has a place to sleep while I’m gaming.

At 5ft and 105lbs I suspect everything I eat goes to my boobs.

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