This is not a post and the cake is a lie.

Talking with Ducky about his ma’mere saying once, that her son died of a poisonous soccer ball (Just to clarify, Nain had dementia) :

Me: Who eats a soccer ball?

Ducky: Wait, what?

Me: Oooh, you meant venomous.

Ducky: Yes, thank you Ms. Pedantic! Yeah, see kitten, it was this poisonous soccer ball he ate, but first he kept bouncing it off his chin, hoping a cock of equal size would follow…

Me: Hahaha! C’mon, you know I used to work at a reptile house! We can be a touchy people when that term is mixed up.

Ducky: Yeah, fair enough.

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