This is not a post and the cake is a lie.

“Prod workers? As in cattle prod? Or cow proctology? Who hires cow proctologists?? Is that a thing here?”
“No. Can’t be. Production workers, That’s probably what the sign meant,
but I like where you’re going with that.”
“Animal husbandry?”
“Well, You wouldn’t lose much for education costs. Probably a tenth the cost.”
“About what you’d lose off your hand.”
*sideways glance*
“C’mon. You could probably even lose an arm in there, or at least a few fingers.”
“This has to be the weirdest conversation we’ve ever had.”
“Not even close.”


Toreishi Noblesse


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