Game: You cannot open this door without a key. Me: See, I have this grenade launcher and… Game: No. You need a key. Me: But I also have this lock pick set so I was thinking… Game: No! You can’t! It’s a key, a gold key with this crown on it, real old timey looking.… Continue reading This is not a post and the cake is a lie.
What the f… Did I just play??? Theory of fear is a Russian game made by psychopaths, rapists ANASTASI SUKHONOSOVA. It’s a dark fantasy where you are born a nephilim…or crazy. We don’t know, but time will tell with these effed up endings, won’t it?! In Soviet Russia, game rape you. (Ducky just saw me write… Continue reading Theory of Fear Review
Game reviewer litmus test: Take a drink every time you have to do a ‘lesson’ in a mobile game. Take a drink every time you need to greet a ‘friend’. No wonder I can’t review mobile games, they have too much bs to deal with for me to remember anything. …Also I’ve been brickfaced, apparently.
Guys, I need help, I can’t think of, or find a thing I want to play. I tried last week to give Pub Encounter another honest go for a proper review. You know what? I feel asleep! 3 bloody times! (If you need a cure for insomnia, this is your jam.) Mystic is unfortunately off… Continue reading Writer’s Block. (Or tentatively renamed: I can’t think of shit to play.)
God…Stop making Yoosung talk like a yakuza. And bring back my stuffy, stiff (HURDURDUR) Jumin. Also this:
If Zen’s good end was Jiminy Cricket’s conscious (felt like he was playing super-ego all the time). Then Jumin’s bad end was you curb stomping him because that damned cricket won’t stfu. The first few days I was like: ‘I’m sowwy my Zenny-poo!!!’ When I would answer things towards Jumin. I wanted to see the… Continue reading Mystic Messenger-Jumin
Remember when I said I would never play mobile games? and you guys were all yeah, you read our mobile reviews and get your fix? and then I went and did that and said this is enough? Well I take that back. Reading all your reviews was like the apple to Eve. RIP my new… Continue reading Mystic Messenger-Zen route
ZOMG Lance. I have a thing for tsun’s now. When he isn’t being belittling or sassing you he’s playing target practice on Yuri’s head. He is def one of my faves he’s just so blunt and sweet! I got a good end (That CG. *drools*) so I figured, what the hell? Let’s try the shota… Continue reading Nameless-The one thing you must recall
This week I played Makoto’s route in My Butler by D3/Dogenza labs (the same lads that made Pub encounter and The men of yoshiwara). In order to get a decent ending for Makoto you have to be super docile since he’s borderline yandere. Docile is the wrong word…More like saccharine, with that: ‘Oh Makoto just… Continue reading My Butler Review
This week I played Cupid. A free to play VN on Steam made by Fervent. I don’t think there is any happy endings. I went through all of them, I think. (Didn’t use a walkthrough, again.) It starts out very dark with you stabbing your eye out because mother prompted you to. (You play as… Continue reading Cupid Review
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